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大家来轻松一下下啦

 

The story happened in a street in an English town.

A policeman stops a car. In the car there is a visitor from another country.

  Policeman (holding up his hand): Stop!

  Visitor (in car): What’s the matter?

  Policeman: Why are you driving on the right side of the road?

  Visitor: Do you want me to drive on the wrong side?

  Policeman: You are driving on the wrong side.

  Visitor: But you said that I was driving on the right side.

  Policeman: That’s right. You’re on the right. And that’s wrong.

  Visitor: A strange country! If right is wrong, I’m right when I’m on the wrong side.

                  So why did you stop me?

  Policeman: My dear sir, you must keep to the left. The right side is the left.

  Visitor: That’s difficult. Ok, I’ll try to remember.

                   Well, I want to go to Bellwood. Will you kindly tell me the way?

  Policeman: Certainly. At the end of this road, turn left.

  Visitor: Now let me think. Turn left! In England left is right, and right is wrong. Am I right?

  Policeman: You’ll be right if you turn left. But if you turn right, you will be wrong.

  Visitor: Thank you. It’s as clear as daylight.

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